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Another October Hump Day is here, folks. This is No. 3 of the month, with just one left. Before you know it, we’ll all be basting turkeys and hanging lights.
It goes fast. Soak it all in. Don’t take a single day for granted, because we’re in the final stages of the greatest month of the year.
World Series on deck. NBA is back. Midweek college football is hitting on all cylinders at the moment. Hockey in full swing. The NFL is currently sending teams to Paris for reasons I still can’t figure out.
Just an amazing time to be alive right now if you’re a sports fan. It doesn’t get much better than this.
Let’s roll.
Welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where the Neyland Stadium crowd last weekend had Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer seeing GHOSTS in the fourth quarter.
Goodness. Brutal look here for the head coach of the Crimson Tide. Saban would NEVER!
What else? I’ve got Danica Patrick back on the campaign trail, Tiffani Amber Thiessen gives her Halloween costume a test drive, and a hypothetical college football question worth your time today.
Sound good? Good!
OK, grab you your favorite Back to the Future movie to celebrate Back to the Future Day, and settle in for a Hump Day ‘Cap!
That’s right. Today is the day any Back to the Future fan worth his or her salt knows like the back of their hand.
October 21 (2015). They thought we’d have flying cars back in the ’80s when they made this movie, and, to be fair, we’re getting closer.
Did y’all see what Elon cooked up over the weekend? The ROADSTER!
Yeah, we’re not far off! About 11 years later than Doc McFly envisioned, but still, not bad.
As for the franchise itself … I’ve said for years that Back to the Future is one of the greatest trilogies of all time. That’s right — all time. It’s also one of those rare ones where the middle movie is the best of the three. That’s hard to do. It’s rare. And BTTF pulled it off all those years ago.
Impressive. What a dynasty.
OK, let’s get this class started with another dynasty that, sadly, feels a bit old in 2026: The Alabama Crimson Tide.
Amazing. Poor Kalen DeBoer. He looked just miserable last weekend in Knoxville, and that video — coupled with the apparent record the Vols broke — makes it even worse.
As for the decibel record itself … Tennessee claims it now owns the highest on record at 130.3. Some folks on the internet aren’t so sure. I’ve seen fans point to the LSU-‘Bama game in 2022 at 133, and some random Nebraska game in 1992 at 133.6.
The Vols, however, maintain last Saturday’s third-down sack tops ’em all. From the official release:
No crowd pops were louder than during a huge sequence in the third quarter with the Vols leading 19-10. Defensive end Tyree Weathersby recorded a sack on second down with 3:56 remaining in the stanza. The ensuing play, the Crimson Tide committed a delay of game penalty that made it third-and-16.
Neyland Stadium experienced 130.3 decibels (dBA peak) on field level for a noise event that lasted seven seconds during that sequence, which was the highest scientifically verified decibel crowd event in college football history. Alabama was called for a false start one play later.
For what it’s worth, the highest decibel level for any sporting event on record took place at a Monday Night Football game at Arrowhead Stadium back in 2014, according to the folks over at earpeace.com. True story.
Argue away!
And when you’re done debating that, take a look at this little hypothetical question making the internet rounds today and tell me where you land:
So, for me, this one is insanely easy …
It’s Kirby Smart at Nebraska, right? Feel like Kirby would turn Nebraska into a powerhouse in Year 1. Two years tops. I don’t even think Matt Rhule is a good coach, and he somehow has Nebraska at 5-2 right now (should be 6-1, maybe 7-0).
As for the others …
Curt Cignetti at Missouri would be No. 2, followed by … Marcus Freeman at Michigan? I don’t know. The rest of that list looks like a disaster to me. Lincoln Riley at Texas would just be Sark 2.0. Ryan Day at Northwestern would be hilarious, and Deion Sanders at USC would be the most entertaining, but also the most combustible.
Anyway, let me know! Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.
OK, let’s rapid-fire this Hump Day class into a big Hump Day night. First up? It’s officially election SZN, which means Danica Patrick is back on the Trump Train.
Choo-choo!
“I wish you could all have just 5 minutes with @potus! He is so easy to talk to and SO fun to listen to! He’s a great story teller… funny and obviously interesting. He is also very curious what your opinion is pertaining to any topic. And of course he is really into sports, which I love!” Patrick said in her post, which included several pictures from the 2024 elections featuring Trump and the ex-NASCAR star.
Anyone else here beyond exhausted by all the election stuff? It’s just brutal. I got 7 phone calls/texts this morning alone from candidates asking A) for money, or B) for me to “take a short survey” so they could see where things stand.
There are signs EVERYWHERE in my town right now. Everywhere. On every street corner. In front of every store. Below every stoplight.
And don’t get me started on the commercials. Goodness gracious, the commercials. It’s nonstop. If I have to see Byron Donalds shoot hoops with his kids one more time, I’m going to lose it.
You’re gonna win Florida, Byron. I promise! Give us a break!!
Next? On the way out, I’d be remiss if I didn’t take a minute and wish a happy 15-year anniversary to what I consider one of the pivotal moments in the history of college football …
Pure cinema. Man, I miss the Pac-12 After Dark. What an amazing time that was. We had it all, and now it’s basically reduced to nothing.
The fake ref in that video? He goes by Jacen Lankow — an Arizona alum who is now a household name in Tucson.
From Tucson.com, which chronicled the event in real time:
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With four seconds left before halftime and the Wildcats leading 42-7, Lankow — a UA senior — ran onto the field dressed as a game official, whistled a play dead, yelled “ball, ball, ball,” attempted to grab the football from the umpire — and then bolted from midfield to the north end zone while simultaneously ripping his costume off to reveal a Speedo.
This was a Halloween prank from the then-senior. He bought a ref outfit from the costume store across the street. He counterfeited an all-access field pass using Microsoft Paint.
Microsoft Paint!
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The brawl, of course, had nothing to do with this prank. Nada. It was a completely separate event.
Those were the good old days.
OK, that’s it for today. Good Hump Day, everyone. Let’s keep going strong into the back-half of the week. Halloween ain’t far off, you know?
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Speaking of … let’s end the day with Tiffani Amber giving us a little sneak peak of her costume.
Well done.
