Husband:  How was work today?

Me: Fine.

Husband:  What do you do while the songs are playing?

Me: Nothing.

Husband:  What, you just SIT there?

Me:  I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING OKAY?!  QUIT INTERROGATING ME!!!

Me:  Okay fine...I was looking at doggie outfits again today

Husband:  I KNEW it!  You've got a problem.  Lets' get you some help.

Me: No!  I can quit any time I want!